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(972): View more from Texas

idk i usually just blame everything on steve

(214): View more from Texas

Steve quit two months ago

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment

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(716): View more from New York

He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?

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(208): View more from Idaho

The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.

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(813): View more from Florida

He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code

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(860): View more from Connecticut

It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?

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