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  I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.

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• Atta girl... set those standards high!

  Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Mar 18, 12 at 1:46pm

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• YES!!! This is perfect!

  Submitted by Thechase247 on Mar 18, 12 at 10:13am

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• 2 dudes

  Submitted by FiestaEddy on Mar 18, 12 at 12:50pm

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• Honesty ftw!

  Submitted by Boxfac3 on Mar 19, 12 at 4:48am

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• Make it a Pappy Van Winkle and you're golden

  Submitted by audi on Mar 18, 12 at 3:44pm

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• didn't know anyone else drank van winkle... I'm in love with the 12 year

  Submitted by SpartanSaint on Mar 19, 12 at 12:05am

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