Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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Leonidas? That you?
Wow. a story like that must miss a lot. eh... some people prefer whore scraps.
If they were smart they would know the mountain lion would've killed you before you had a chance to use your "bare hands". Lame pickup story
Hysterical!!
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These pretzels are making me thirsty!
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