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  Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station

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• He may wanna cuff & stuff you.

  Submitted by MajorJohnson on Jun 13, 13 at 3:24pm

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• So that deep-cavity search left you so loose your NuvaRing wouldn't stay put?

  Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jun 14, 13 at 8:34am

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• It's only weird if you are ugly.

  Submitted by icepick23 on Jun 13, 13 at 4:40pm

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• He wants to penetrate your anus.

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jun 13, 13 at 3:48pm

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• No, invite him over and test out his level 7 flesh baton!

  Submitted by slucketlist on Jun 14, 13 at 2:37am

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• Honestly he prob doesn't want to have to be responsible for it and do paperwork .

  Submitted by rwool13 on Jun 14, 13 at 9:59pm

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• And what did you expect?

  Submitted by NuckinFuts on Jun 13, 13 at 5:49pm

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• L \n\n\nH

  Submitted by strrrphish on Jun 13, 13 at 5:12pm

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• You have aids.

  Submitted by firstisworst on Jun 13, 13 at 3:30pm

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• Only if your arrest was for prostitution

  Submitted by 420MILF on Jun 14, 13 at 3:28am

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