You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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