I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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