I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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