new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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