but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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