North Korea, Best Korea!
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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