"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
His nipple licking is glorious
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