ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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