i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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