sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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