Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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