I want to make a zoo with you.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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