just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I wear drunk well.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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