Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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