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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.

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I think this guy's as fried as his chips - corny joke, yet true...

Submitted by Bonsai89 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:56am

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whatever you're on, give me some. hot pink socks?hell yes.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 1:28pm

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@Bonsai89, that joke was as corny as said chips ;)

Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 7, 10 at 5:59pm

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Ahahahahaha. This is awesome.

Submitted by sunshine1114 on Apr 7, 10 at 12:35pm

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Person under me... The clear button is a bitch stoned. It's like a taboo

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 3:29pm

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Bahahaha! Gimmmeeee

Submitted by tinydancerr on Apr 7, 10 at 2:41pm

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That is so Fucking great!

Submitted by bettyboop416 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:33am

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I continue to type until I get the word right too, ahhahaa.

Submitted by shawty101 on Apr 8, 10 at 4:34am

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yep.. that was me.. haha!

Submitted by CRaZYCRaSHeD on May 5, 10 at 6:47pm

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so you're high?? that's what i'm getting from this text..... drunk peoples texts are usually just random letters strung together... this is clearly not a drunk text.... am i right??

Submitted by cama on Apr 7, 10 at 6:25pm

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LOL That what we do here in Utah....

Submitted by DarthMare on Apr 7, 10 at 4:44pm

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I don't know what it is about this one but it makes me laugh!!!

Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:09pm

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Funniest thing ever!

Submitted by brooke37 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:07am

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Had a moment like this couldn't spell umbrella. Wasn't high or drunk. Bad headache

Submitted by MsRogueAngel on Apr 10, 10 at 2:20am

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My god I love this one!!!!!!!

Submitted by purpleispretty on May 15, 10 at 9:40pm

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I laugh so hard everytime unread this one!

Submitted by summerXyay on Jul 8, 10 at 2:29am

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hahaha hey, my new best friend

Submitted by makeitglow on Apr 7, 10 at 11:32am

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DoritOs i believe it's spelled.\nAnd I also believe it's a high text; only my favorite ones!

Submitted by AHM on Apr 7, 10 at 9:45pm

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- Instead of worrying about the spelling, why don't you worry about using a semicolon properly?\nPractice what you preach.
  
  Submitted by D34M0N5L4Y3R on Apr 8, 10 at 5:05am
  
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  - If you are going to get onto AHM's grammar because he was correcting a mispelling, you should probably have your spelling correct too, don't you think? It's called a semicolon.
    
    Submitted by chelseadefg on Apr 10, 10 at 9:31pm
    
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    Something about this string of replies makes me think the mods came and fucked with it. There is NO WAY there are this many errors in a string about errors.
    
    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Apr 19, 10 at 2:26am
    
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I LIKE TRAINS

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 10:57am

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I read**\nstupid iTouch keyboard

Submitted by summerXyay on Jul 8, 10 at 2:31am

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Please don't let me be the only one to copy and paste this into a Facebook status. Also, tweet it if you have Twitter.

Submitted by maskedman on Apr 7, 10 at 3:05pm

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Fucking. Win.

Submitted by noooono on Feb 27, 11 at 1:25pm

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Fuck yes salt lake city!! About time we got one on here

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 8:28pm

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- its because your city is mormon-tastic. emptiest bars ive ever seen
  
  Submitted by Leto on May 17, 10 at 3:39pm
  
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Hahahaha this is by far the best!!!! An maskedman I too posted it as my facebook status.....I've never laughed so hard!!!! :)

Submitted by textwhore88 on Apr 15, 10 at 9:39am

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I just realized after reading this over the past couple months as it pops up a lot during the random search that "I'm hot pink socks" is "I'm drunk as fuck" damn autocorrect

Submitted by anneebananee on Jul 6, 12 at 6:41am

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Hot pink socks are good

Submitted by rainnmakerr on Apr 8, 10 at 1:29am

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First, beginning, initial, primary, not second...

Submitted by camel5 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:35am

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this is pretty much my favorite.

Submitted by ruddens on Apr 30, 10 at 12:01am

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wow, i NEED whatever they're on.

Submitted by maalloorryyx3 on Jun 27, 10 at 2:52pm

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I dip spicy doritos in queso when i'm sober yummy

Submitted by keanu1234 on Apr 13, 10 at 6:04pm

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seems kind of fake

Submitted by npalmisano on Apr 8, 10 at 2:05am

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I can't believe this text made it on here. Stupid.

Submitted by Styphin on Apr 7, 10 at 9:49pm

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Fuck that was funny!

Submitted by uwpower on Apr 11, 10 at 9:07pm

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DoritAs?!!!!

Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 8, 10 at 3:45pm

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Wtf... lol

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 6:57am

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\\.-. 

Submitted by Premeau on Apr 7, 10 at 11:19am

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Holy shit! It took me four times to read this since I was laughing so hard I could see straight! When I got to the socks part I nearly dropped my fone!!!!!

Submitted by Firebird on Apr 9, 10 at 12:24am

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Apparently the backspace button is too hard.

Submitted by Failmuffin on Jan 5, 11 at 10:00pm

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LMAO! FAVORITED!!

Submitted by hooty88 on Dec 12, 10 at 1:51pm

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This is my roommate def.

Submitted by ebeck21 on Jan 19, 11 at 4:19pm

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Top 5 all time

Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 5:36pm

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But still stupid, camel5. :-/

Submitted by snybny on Apr 7, 10 at 10:54am

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Submitted by Bonsai89 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:56am

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Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 7, 10 at 5:59pm

Submitted by sunshine1114 on Apr 7, 10 at 12:35pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 3:29pm

Submitted by tinydancerr on Apr 7, 10 at 2:41pm

Submitted by bettyboop416 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:33am

Submitted by shawty101 on Apr 8, 10 at 4:34am

Submitted by CRaZYCRaSHeD on May 5, 10 at 6:47pm

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Submitted by DarthMare on Apr 7, 10 at 4:44pm

Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:09pm

Submitted by brooke37 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:07am

Submitted by MsRogueAngel on Apr 10, 10 at 2:20am

Submitted by purpleispretty on May 15, 10 at 9:40pm

Submitted by summerXyay on Jul 8, 10 at 2:29am

Submitted by makeitglow on Apr 7, 10 at 11:32am

Submitted by AHM on Apr 7, 10 at 9:45pm

Submitted by D34M0N5L4Y3R on Apr 8, 10 at 5:05am

Submitted by chelseadefg on Apr 10, 10 at 9:31pm

Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Apr 19, 10 at 2:26am

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 10:57am

Submitted by summerXyay on Jul 8, 10 at 2:31am

Submitted by maskedman on Apr 7, 10 at 3:05pm

Submitted by noooono on Feb 27, 11 at 1:25pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 8:28pm

Submitted by Leto on May 17, 10 at 3:39pm

Submitted by textwhore88 on Apr 15, 10 at 9:39am

Submitted by anneebananee on Jul 6, 12 at 6:41am

Submitted by rainnmakerr on Apr 8, 10 at 1:29am

Submitted by camel5 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:35am

Submitted by ruddens on Apr 30, 10 at 12:01am

Submitted by maalloorryyx3 on Jun 27, 10 at 2:52pm

Submitted by keanu1234 on Apr 13, 10 at 6:04pm

Submitted by npalmisano on Apr 8, 10 at 2:05am

Submitted by Styphin on Apr 7, 10 at 9:49pm

Submitted by uwpower on Apr 11, 10 at 9:07pm

Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 8, 10 at 3:45pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 6:57am

Submitted by Premeau on Apr 7, 10 at 11:19am

Submitted by Firebird on Apr 9, 10 at 12:24am

Submitted by Failmuffin on Jan 5, 11 at 10:00pm

Submitted by hooty88 on Dec 12, 10 at 1:51pm

Submitted by ebeck21 on Jan 19, 11 at 4:19pm

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Submitted by snybny on Apr 7, 10 at 10:54am

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