Texts From Last Night · brooke37's Favorites

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(614): View more from Ohio

My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.

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called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.

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(810): View more from Michigan

According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

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(806): View more from Texas

You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."

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Best pick-up line ever!

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