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  Heyyyy darlin are you busy?

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  Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.

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• Amazing

  Submitted by blackcaiman on May 10, 10 at 10:15am

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• Given the general nature of these texts .. Drunk Jake will be availible tomorrow night ... And every other night this month.

  Submitted by wreckem881 on May 10, 10 at 10:52am

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  • Drunk Jake didn't get the hint... because he FAILS at life. Now it's too late.

    Submitted by sobersarah on May 13, 10 at 5:55am

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• A , now that's a good TFLN!

  Submitted by wwiiace on May 10, 10 at 11:35am

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• Haha amazing

  Submitted by destini on May 10, 10 at 10:34am

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• Putting that in my pocket for later

  Submitted by ajuicychef on May 10, 10 at 10:38am

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• JAKE IS MY COUSIN!!!!!\nswear to god jake b and sarah b\nI know it's you!!!!

  Submitted by poop12 on May 10, 10 at 4:47pm

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• Hahaha. So going to use this. Thanks ;D

  Submitted by breerose on May 10, 10 at 6:05pm

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• Epic

  Submitted by vajayjay on May 10, 10 at 6:19pm

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• Truly one of the greatest texts ever....!

  Submitted by jdub1 on May 16, 10 at 10:20am

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• Ahahahaa! Love this!

  Submitted by missy917 on May 10, 10 at 10:28am

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• You're my hero, and I love you.

  Submitted by ThatsBombBro on Aug 28, 10 at 11:24pm

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• Denied...

  Submitted by supergreek50 on May 10, 10 at 5:09pm

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• 100 percent supreme

  Submitted by DylanOstetto on May 12, 10 at 1:56am

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• Wow. She is my hero

  Submitted by kksoccer12 on May 16, 10 at 5:30pm

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• Greatest tfln so far...

  Submitted by Nahvis on May 14, 10 at 2:03am

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• Priceless

  Submitted by mandaslilsis on May 10, 10 at 1:18pm

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• Fuk off with that thats wat she said its so fkn annoyin

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 10:51am

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  • So are people who post anonymous comments and can't spell worth a dime.

    Submitted by douchemonger on May 10, 10 at 3:56pm

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• That's what she said!

  Submitted by kidd on May 10, 10 at 2:31pm

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• Story of my mom's life.

  Submitted by marsrover on May 10, 10 at 10:05am

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• Clever.

  Submitted by munchie on Aug 17, 10 at 10:14pm

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• This is the best tfln ever!!! Easily tops the cibdarella one!

  Submitted by lostinkansass on May 10, 10 at 1:05pm

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• anonymous.... Learn how to fucking spell!

  Submitted by bigpapa18 on May 10, 10 at 3:12pm

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• Finally an original and great text

  Submitted by Michguy on May 11, 10 at 10:56am

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• Darlin? Really? How old is this "Jake"

  Submitted by kallimist on Oct 3, 11 at 9:57pm

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• Hahaha agreed ^

  Submitted by smithr380 on May 10, 10 at 5:29pm

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• Holy crap I know who sent this txt!

  Submitted by dd30 on May 11, 10 at 12:00am

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• Let me guess. Jake sent the text? Oh and wait. Sarah responded right?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 2:01am

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• Win!

  Submitted by jbarbas on May 12, 10 at 5:23pm

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• THIS was me! THIS WAS Jake B (idk which cousin you are... Cory? Bobby?... uhoh) and DD... if you're Didi C... uhhhh... yeahhh oops...? =/ But seriously, both our numbers are 860. I don't like that TFLN changed them!!!

  Submitted by sobersarah on May 13, 10 at 5:54am

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