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(631): View more from New York

well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore

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(716): View more from New York

The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast

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(914): View more from New York

I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man

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(415): View more from California

i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap

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(716): View more from New York

Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.

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(224): View more from Illinois

so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.

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