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  • Performing gymnastics isn't so impressive. These days try getting a chick that's disease free. That's special.

    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 20, 10 at 11:49am
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    • Ha there is a gymnast from New York at my school who slept with a football player and now has HPV! true story

      Submitted by jmugirl2011 on Aug 22, 10 at 1:04pm
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  • upgrade only if you dont have the body of a 13 year old.

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 20, 10 at 10:17am
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  • Funny, you being a whore stayed exactly the same.

    Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 20, 10 at 10:21am
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    • why do you assume anything happened? or that she wasn't offended by his behavior too? clearly he's the whore in this situation

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:47pm
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      • Because she knew he had a girlfriend, and it definitely implies something sexual.

        Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 20, 10 at 8:25pm
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  • Unless you're going to cartwheel on to his dick I fail to see anything special. I can list at least 50 positions that don't require any flexibility.

    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Aug 20, 10 at 10:27am
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  • Congrats. You found the one guy stupid enough to think that being a gymnast somehow makes you good in bed.

    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 20, 10 at 11:04am
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  • I'm sure he could tell you were a gymnast from your large shoulder muscles and small tits

    Submitted by ttarv1415 on Aug 20, 10 at 5:21pm
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  • Ppl sayin being flexible doesn't make sex better are idiots! I'm married to an x gymnast! Guess you've never had a girl do the splits while on top! Amazing!

    Submitted by texas_denali on Aug 20, 10 at 12:31pm
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  • Hey, people change. There isn't any rule about how fast they can change! I would know.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 20, 10 at 10:16am
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  • I hate people like you

    Submitted by Elledog on Aug 20, 10 at 10:59am
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  • You know what story won't change? The one about you being a whore.

    Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:19pm
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  • I'm not a gymnast, and guys tend to think I'm wicked flexible. I have yet to come across a position I couldn't pull off. You don't have to be a gymnast.\nSo what does that leave you? Oh yea... gymnasts have no tits ;)

    Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 20, 10 at 12:36pm
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    • I'm sick of the phrase "no tits". You know who has no tits? Breast cancer survivors who've had a double mastectomy. Asshole.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 20, 12 at 9:08pm
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  • I'm STD free, I have natural DD's, I'm skinny, and a gymnast:) woop I do believe I win:D

    Submitted by jccdrg on Aug 20, 10 at 11:53pm
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  • I'm STD free, a c-cup bra size, and a gymnast/ cheerleader ;)

    Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 20, 10 at 10:39pm
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  • Lollll okay this was my text.\n1. It was a joke.\n2. The guy doesn't actually have a girlfriend.\n3. That wouldn't make anyone a whore anyway!\n:)

    Submitted by LJC428 on Aug 24, 10 at 9:37pm
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  • Nice!

    Submitted by chicken_fucker on Aug 21, 10 at 5:59pm
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  • I dated a gymnist in my freshmen year of college and although she was flexible there wasn't much of a difference,tbh.

    Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 7:48am
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  • sexy gymnast=flexability, flexability=damn good night

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 20, 10 at 11:53am
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  • It all depends in what type of gymnast the girl is! Artistic gymnasts = muscly gnomes. Rhythmic gymnasts = tall, long legged, super flexible, super amazing lays! Anyone who thinks being flexible and agile doesn't improve the sex is a fucktard! Nothing better than shagging a rhythmic gymnast...NOTHING!

    Submitted by drunksms2u on Aug 20, 10 at 10:14pm
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  • You people are nuts gymnasts are HOT! I want my next girlfriend to be a gymnast

    Submitted by amwroth on Aug 20, 10 at 11:35am
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  • 11:53- AND you're easy,you win.

    Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 7:58am
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  • Like the Escalade text, all the "hurt" girls are coming out of the woodworks hatin' on gymnasts. Haha, get a life, flexibility is key to amazing sex. 50 positions that don't require flexibility? Yeah that's a boring lay, once a leg gets wrapped around your shoulder, and said leg is the pushed back to the top of your head, that's a win!

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 20, 10 at 1:31pm
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    • but you don't need to be a gymnast to be flexible, is the point. and flexibility does not guarantee being good in bed

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:48pm
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    • I'm not a gymnast, and I can do that lol

      Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 22, 10 at 3:51pm
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  • His story changed as fast as you can spilt those legs.

    Submitted by bankdis on Aug 20, 10 at 11:09am
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  • Keepin' it classy in the 716, Buffalo rocks

    Submitted by jprincess on Aug 21, 10 at 7:30am
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  • And anyone who puts their shit on here like that is prob someone begging for attention or just a whore. The end

    Submitted by Lily13 on Aug 21, 10 at 3:53am
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  • What a fuckin deusch

    Submitted by M3GATR0N on Aug 24, 10 at 12:46am
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  • 10:39- you forgot to mention you have herpes and suffer from acne

    Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 7:55am
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  • gymnasts are dwarves.

    Submitted by rainbuckets on Aug 20, 10 at 12:38pm
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  • He could have been making up the story about having a girlfriend, so she isn't a whore for that. You don't know.

    Submitted by misssalad on Aug 21, 10 at 1:45pm
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  • He told me his gymnast gf was gonna be his ex-gf when i got done giving him a blow job.

    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 20, 10 at 1:20pm
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  • What about both?

    Submitted by missezandera on Aug 22, 10 at 12:42am
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