I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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I need you to use more vowels.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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