I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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