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  I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.

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• Why would u take that much time typing that Andy? What a giant douche

  Submitted by janky on Mar 14, 10 at 7:25pm

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• we dont give a fuck what happens in soviet russia!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 4:26pm

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• Andy has the makings of an UnSub on Criminal Minds. Mommy didn't respect her body and now any and all women are whores? Chillax dude.

  Submitted by AnDo35 on Mar 15, 10 at 5:21am

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• in soviet russia, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

  Submitted by youarentcool26 on Mar 14, 10 at 9:02pm

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• Gotta love the sluts of Bergen county that don't know about birth control

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 10:08am

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• jersey, ftw

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 9:59pm

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• Yay Bergen county. Make us all look like cheap whores.

  Submitted by motorcadeashes on Mar 14, 10 at 10:54pm

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• Soviet Russia suck a cock

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 8:19am

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• Ever hear of birth control? You whore? Do the world a favor, get your tubes tied. You are the type of parent who will blame everyone but YOU. Your whore/tramp of a daughter will have learned how to act, based upon you. Feel proud of yourself, tramp.

  Submitted by AndyM on Mar 14, 10 at 6:53pm

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• This would be funnier if the OP were male.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 15, 10 at 6:14am

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• People aren't serious on these texts. So "Andy" calm yourself dude. Oh yeah and come out ofthr closet already. No straight guy writes a tyraid like that.

  Submitted by itsajoke on Mar 15, 10 at 3:23am

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• in soviet Russia drilug test pees in you

  Submitted by heavyweight420 on Mar 14, 10 at 4:04pm

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• Dirty jerz

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 4:27pm

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• Soviet russia jokes r funny , u all can go fuck yourselves

  Submitted by M0st4f4 on Mar 15, 10 at 12:54am

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• If you were pregnant? Let's all just hope not

  Submitted by Troubled on Mar 14, 10 at 8:44pm

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• Who is Andy? It still comes up as anonymous on my phone. Anyways I heard a story about a dude giving in his wife's urine instead, and they called and said he was pregnant, not sure if it's true but made me laugh.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 12:48pm

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