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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"

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Submitted by iamthatguy on Apr 25, 10 at 12:53pm

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Hadouken!

Submitted by flaunn on Apr 25, 10 at 11:23am

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KamehhamehHAAAAAAAAAA

Submitted by mike71320 on Apr 25, 10 at 12:41pm

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- Goku is the shit!
  
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WoW player possibly?

Submitted by pichu180 on Apr 25, 10 at 4:13pm

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Deflect it with an ice ball!!!

Submitted by plc123 on May 24, 10 at 7:55pm

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Fiapowa.

Submitted by ericalew on Apr 25, 10 at 6:07pm

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What type of fireball was it? The candy v. a Video game Ryu Fireball?

Submitted by ROok_Crook on Apr 25, 10 at 12:06pm

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How many Asians are in the 816

Submitted by mizzoufan88 on Sep 9, 10 at 5:42pm

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That's what you get when you mess with drunken wizards.

Submitted by awkward on Apr 26, 10 at 1:44am

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I would just like to say I literally laughed out loud at that. Haha

Submitted by partygirrrrl on Apr 25, 10 at 9:31pm

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MO! I wonder where this hotel is...? I'd throw fireballs at his face too, but I wouldn't tell him.

Submitted by RWHGHP on Apr 25, 10 at 1:46pm

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Hey you're lucky it wasn't a Pyroblast.

Submitted by rawful on Apr 25, 10 at 4:25pm

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I feel like you probably deserve it.

Submitted by SkinnyBiscuit on Apr 25, 10 at 11:16am

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All in all it sounds like a pretty good night

Submitted by Epimetheus on Apr 25, 10 at 11:39am

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Then you say that you have a 10 immunity to fire and 100% immunity to bull shit.

Submitted by lanerdette on Apr 25, 10 at 3:55pm

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It was a Firebender from the fire nation

Submitted by Michguy on Apr 25, 10 at 3:17pm

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- It was totally Zuko.
  
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Was he a plumber?

Submitted by jmfobros on Apr 26, 10 at 12:08am

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Lol sav

Submitted by boolou on Apr 26, 10 at 1:06am

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Loves it

Submitted by sarajm35 on Apr 25, 10 at 11:17am

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That's fucking funny!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 10 at 12:26pm

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zuko is coming for you! or did he just play WoW high?

Submitted by aTastyCookie on Apr 28, 10 at 8:26am

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Haha, epic.

Submitted by jackie7 on May 3, 10 at 4:47pm

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Now that's a charmander motherfucker

Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 25, 10 at 10:08pm

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Mario!?

Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 25, 10 at 4:29pm

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Kamayowayo wave

Submitted by stevieeee on May 8, 10 at 2:30pm

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@iamthatguy LMFAO

Submitted by Pernski on Apr 25, 10 at 2:07pm

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thats what happens when you work in a motel 6 off of i-44.

Submitted by gabibbo on Apr 25, 10 at 12:16pm

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Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Submitted by BorisYeltsin on Apr 25, 10 at 8:02pm

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Nxt time it's gonna b legit

Submitted by mackmaine on Apr 25, 10 at 11:36am

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Hahaha a great post

Submitted by geordan on Apr 25, 10 at 11:40am

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I lol'd

Submitted by Angermonkey on Apr 25, 10 at 11:20pm

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HADOUKEN!!! | \ - P

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 10 at 7:12am

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If there was a reply of "is he asian?" and the sender said "yes" this text would be wayyyyy better

Submitted by cjhoops on Apr 25, 10 at 3:13pm

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Since everyone's offering their interpretations, here's mine: There is a Thing in pro wrestling called a "fireball" which consists of pulling out a scrap of paper, lighting it on fire somehow, and throwing it at your opponent's face. You'll only see it in the indie circuit, cause it's retardedly dangerous.

Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 5:23pm

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DO you work at the embassy suites??? sounds like something my customers would say...

Submitted by andwhoru on Sep 22, 10 at 5:42am

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I want what he's on...

Submitted by barkoducer82 on Apr 26, 10 at 10:21am

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haha that's funny what did you do.

Submitted by eemilyx13 on Apr 25, 10 at 11:55am

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Fucking mages! You should've frost Mage LARP'd his ass! ;)

Submitted by megaphone on May 1, 10 at 10:01pm

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Do your job and you won't get the fireball!

Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Apr 26, 10 at 8:20am

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Fuck yes!!!

Submitted by sammy2123 on Apr 27, 10 at 6:30pm

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Easy. Crumple up a sheet of paper into a ball, set it on fire, throw.

Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 2, 13 at 9:01pm

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Sarah is a dumb cu##, this isn't facebook

Submitted by uncle_badtouch on Apr 25, 10 at 11:47am

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Haha same as 9:31\nI literally laughed out loud.

Submitted by gingerninja323 on Apr 26, 10 at 6:43pm

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Me too @9:31

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 10:31pm

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.... Was it Mario?

Submitted by keiter99 on Jul 6, 11 at 6:14pm

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The guy must of watched too much Charmed.

Submitted by sueq_0306 on Apr 25, 10 at 8:37pm

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Ppl are effed!

Submitted by maynard on Apr 25, 10 at 12:57pm

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He prolly had charmander in his pokeball

Submitted by HC834 on May 12, 10 at 11:02pm

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Super Mario!

Submitted by lolitskyle on Apr 25, 10 at 10:50pm

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Sonic BOOM!!!

Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 27, 10 at 1:34am

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MO doing us proud...

Submitted by gibsonplayer on Apr 25, 10 at 11:27am

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