My brain says no but my pants say off.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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