the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We need to get me chipped asap
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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