ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I have post one night stand depression
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