You're so nebulous sometimes
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Randomize
