I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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