i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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