Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I don't think brook has ever known best
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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