using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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