The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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