...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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