So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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