that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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