Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I woke up under a house in Key West
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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