But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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