Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Randomize
