I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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