I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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