Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize