Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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