You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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