After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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