your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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