Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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