So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize