Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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