My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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