try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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