They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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