Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
