But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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